" burglar alarm "

 [ "purple burglar alarm" ]

1: the phrase scottish people can't say

  * e.g.,  ... person 1: can you say purple burglar alarm 

 [ "Montana Burglar Alarm" ]

1: When you are doing a guy from behind while wearing a ski mask rolled up on your head. As you ejaculate you pull the ski mask down over your face and blow an air horn in his ear.

  * e.g.,  ... When asked why he used a hearing aid, Greg responded "Montana Burglar Alarm" 

 [ "New Mexican burglar alarm" ]

1: Copious junk in the front yard of a home such as flower pots, wind chimes, childrens toys, washer/dryers, rusted out grills, piles of beer bottles and cans, garbage bags, and general litter that provide a crude home security device when a trespasser trips and falls making a load crashing sound alerting the homeowner.

  * e.g.,  ... Good thing we're poor white trash Leticia, or we wouldnt have the New Mexican burglar alarm that foiled the prowler who wanted our commerative plates. 

 [ "loaded burglar alarm" ]

1: A loaded gun that’s close by when someone breaks in to your place.

  * e.g.,  ... We never had a need for a brinks security system. Daddy kept the “loaded burglar alarm” under his bed.